lifeislikeaboxofchocolates

cos ur accountable for what u eat, the wrappers show how many u've taken, the smudges on the cover show if you've stolen more than you should, you take some and you feel good, you take too much and you become bloated and fat assed...

chocolate.

it just tastes better.

taking a leaf from thetuesdaygroup

place: prata shop at bencoolen (?)
people: xai, soohian, weeliang, me

me: chatterchatterchatter... okok.. bye! (hangs up hp)

xai: how come u talk so fast... is it only u talking

me: huh? no, my fren talked as well.

soohian: dont need to wait for reply one ar...

me: just talk la.. we can understand each other.

(after some time)

xai: maybe u can try slowing down

me: then i wouldn't be able to say as many things!

weeliang: that's good. rememember, less is more

me: but but.. more is a lot?

(silence all around)

me: ok fine. (pause) suddenly i can imagine yasmine's face if she heard that...

weeliang: ya, she will write in in the blog.

(after a lot more chatter mostly on my part)

me: (sudden outburst) oh god, i'm so tired of talking! so irritating. i irritate myself. (puts head on hands)

(stunned silence all around)

xai: ok. that's bad.

...

hmmm... somehow it's nicer when yasmine does it. she's got a gift, that tongue in cheek humour. darn

by the way, while I'm at it, quandrum is not a word either.

just showing off my grasp of english. or lack thereof.

i'm bored.

who in the right mind will want to read crap written by a crappy person when they've already a fulltime job coping with audible crap spouting from the mouth of the abovenamed?

i dun geddit

spongebob is my hero. he's so dumb, it's funny. when I'M dumb, i'm just dumb.

Spongebob: erm... Patrick? I don't think WUMBO is a word...

Patrick: Oh, come on! U know, wumbo?? I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she wumboes... wumboing? Wumbology, the study of wumBO? Duh...

Spongebob: Oh. OK! For a moment there I thought you were mistaken.

LOL... i luuuuuvv this guy... he can brighten my day anytime, even when i'm in the foulest of moods.

am now full of prata watching cartoon in the office.

yep, that's my job... for another 3 days anyway.

sigh

quixoticity,

as mentioned, is not a word.

quixotic, however, goes follows

quixot'ic a. idealistic but impracticable, foolishly or
absurdly generous, chivalrous, etc

ok.

i can only identify with the first two, being absurdly sure that i'm in no way overly generous or chivalric (is that a word?) unless you count asphyxiation in that US$15,000 Tommy Pickles costume.

two out of five is not bad

hello?

tentative start.

quixoticity is not a word. quixotic is. blame blogspot. (oh yes, it keeps making you come up with weirder and weirder login names until the least likely one fits. then you're stuck.)

another online journal of mine does exist somewhere. seeing as that holds approximately five years of junk, no kidding, have decided to start another.

let's begin with, how was your day?

ok. sleepless, listless, it ended up with me hyperventilating in an oversized mascot costume of... Tommy Pickles. what, you don't watch Rugrats? yep. mastodon sized diaper and all. it was fun, after a fashion. i got to cut the cake for the launch of nicksplat.com... honorific. and boogie with a two year old tot, aptly named Nick.

sorry, wrong mood for a first entry... droll. like anyone's going to care

adios, hasta pronto...